Drunken doctor told me - you are no more

Drunken doctor told me - you are no more ...

The story from the former ambulance doctor:
“I just graduated from the medical university and immediately went to work at the station. With horror I remember the first calls. When it is necessary to do something, but I don’t remember what to do. Experienced doctors were sorely lacking, so my teacher in this difficult work was an imperturbable elderly medical assistant Ivan Ivanovich.
In any situation, Ivan Ivanovich kept the stone calm. Around the cries, blood, cries of "dying", but he stands by himself, raising an eyebrow, only drops the mean phrase. And from these phrases the patients somehow calm themselves, the bleeding stops and the bones almost grow together.
Ivan Ivanovich was all good, replacing the reanimation brigade with the reanimobile. But he loved to drink. By the way, after drinking, he did not lose his qualifications and worked wonders. Colleagues about the sinner nurse knew. Do not hesitate to hide alcohol from him and beat on his hands. Ivan Ivanovich perceived these intrigues of fate calmly. Only good-natured grumbled.But if you miss - there were incidents.

Drunken doctor told me - you are no more ...

Winter, New Year. We are on duty. They drank a glass of champagne. And Ivanovich, the third day does not leave the department, he let everyone go to the holidays, and that’s what he takes. I rolled a glass of vodka from the heart. And lay down to sleep. Like, wake up if something serious. Give me an hour of peace - and I'm like a cucumber.
And then - a challenge - a grandmother with renal colic.
Buzhu Ivanych, but he is no. He was warm in the heat, and even the sleepless days made themselves felt. I shake him, I bang my cheeks. Do not wake up. And it's scary to go alone.
“Take him by the arm,” the driver commands. - Let's go out on the street - we will rub our face with snow - in a flash it will come to itself.
Carried, rubbed, somehow put on his feet. Ivanovich opens his eyes, looks at us with undisguised hatred.
- Ivanovich, can you work?
- Is always! - firmly responds Ivanovich.
While driving, he looks at me with almost sober eyes.
- Ivanovich, forgive me. I can't do it without you.
- Yes, I understand, Sasha, - nods Ivanovich. - Nothing, you put me near. I will advise. Yes there is something! Some kind of renal colic.
- What if something serious.
- Break through.
Toward the end of the trip, I look - Ivanych ukachalo. She covers her eyes again.And as they crossed the threshold of the apartment - and I realized that I had made a mistake.
The apartment is empty. Almost no furniture, only in the middle of the room there is a small sofa on which the grandmother lies and moans. Ivanovich sees the sofa like a robot, goes straight to him and falls into a deep sleep. Grandma looks at us with a little surprise. Two men in red suits with inscriptions "Ambulance" on their backs came in and one immediately fell asleep next to her.
I stand over her and start asking. Grandmother lives with children in America. Every six months, she comes to visit her friends on the porch and take off the accumulated pension. Therefore, there is no furniture in the apartment. She came again, and here she was caught. According to the old memory, she called the ambulance. Well, it is necessary to treat.
Ivanovich, such a pig, lies on the sofa and begins to snore.
Grandmother in Russian, compassionate, worried, pain, as the hand lifted.
- What about him?
- The third day works. I'm tired.
- Maybe he some water?
- Do not. Let him lie.
Grandmother need to watch. We gently move Ivanovich to the side, I palpate. Colic, as colic. In addition, almost gone. It is necessary for the protocol to have another cardiogram at her age. Ivanych completely insolent.Loose on the whole sofa, arms outstretched and snoring. Grandmother just sideways fit. I drag this alcoholic to the floor.
- Wait, wait, honey. What are you tired man for half a year! - angry grandmother. - Let it lie.
I poured Ivanovich on the edge. He buries his nose in his grandmother's shoulder. Grandma looks at him with almost maternal tenderness.
- Namayalas, poor fellow.
I would be so sorry for someone. I introduce the patient drotaverine. Grandma is very good. He thanks me, scolds the American ambulance and blacks, puts a green piece of paper with the president in his pocket. I am ashamed, I wave. Grandmother is angry, they say, so they have in the West. Tip.
Need to go. And the paramedic is heavy, an infection. Trying to pick it up. No Empty-handed could have taken it away, but a bag with medicines, a device. I am not a multi-armed Indian god. Get down for the driver. Together we throw Ivanovich on the shoulders and carry.
Grandma escorts us to the entrance, carefully opens the door and almost waving a handkerchief.
- Thank you, granddaughters. So I remembered my motherland that tears had already filled. Take care of your friend.

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